Tag Archives: humour

Every disease has its queuer

You thought the queue for the Queen was long. Wait til you see the queue for the doctor! Continue reading

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Australia’s best doctor comes in from the bush

If this isn’t Australia’s best doctor, he’s at least a bloke with a rusty stethoscope and vivid imagination. Continue reading

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Tiwi GP – I can run, but can’t hide

As a small town doctor, your lifestyle choices are in the public domain. Best to pretend you always make the right ones. Continue reading

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Coleman’s guide to poisoning and the dark arts

Of all nature’s poisonous creatures, the two-legged doctor is the most dangerous. Continue reading

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Bad Habits

Good habits sell, but it’s the bad habits that keep us in business. Continue reading

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Avoiding doctors like the plague

Surviving childhood without doctors is not hard…except for the doctors. Continue reading

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My perfect medical statistics day

I dedicated one day in clinic to try to treat every individual as a statistic. My outcomes were brilliant. The individuals weren’t too happy. Continue reading

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A textbook case walked into the room

Do salmon cause salmon-pink rashes? Strawberries cause strawberry tongues?Do textbook cases of rashes even exist outside textbooks? Continue reading

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Drug seeker basted me like a turkey

Some people excel at obtaining prescription drugs to sell. Even the crustiest doctors sometimes get done over like a dinner. Here’s my turkey story. Continue reading

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Let’s celebrate the bolt-cutter surgeon

Here’s to the lateral thinkers, the gritty folk who get the job done. Even if they’re orthopaedic surgeons. Continue reading

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